Terms and Conditions

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Been thinking of selling your soul? We are all ears.

• Work in a posh environment far away from the dying patients you should be helping
• Help us scope out new terminally ill patients, find life saving medications and price them so high no one can afford them
• Are you a cutter? Well, come cut our research and development team instead of yourself
• Work on marketing schemes to fix the market in our favor
• Good with money? We have a lobbying job for you
• Voted class douchebag? We have several senior level positions you should apply for